tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-43346275794541318272024-03-12T17:44:42.872-07:00DJabberwockDispatches from the other side of the looking glass...DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-9896166536913722742013-01-24T21:06:00.003-08:002013-01-24T21:49:19.684-08:00How Is A Raven Like A Writing Desk? (Or: A Fascist, A Socialist And A Communist Walk Into A Bar. The Anarchist Ducked.)<br>
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It's really not logistically possible for the current administration in the White House (or ANY administration for that matter) to be “Fascist,” “Socialist” AND “Communist” at the same time. At least it's not possible when we apply the strictest and therefore most extreme definitions of each word – as many of you intend when you utter or write them. I suspect that those of you who use the words interchangeably are unclear on the basic concepts and are only familiar with the grand old tradition of casting them as epithets. (Some of you are also prone to throwing the word “Marxist” into the mix, but we won't go into great detail about that here because it's a specific KIND of Socialism/Communism.) You probably dozed off in Government or Political Science 101 when they were covered. It's okay, we won't judge you - because I have it on good authority that people who teach Politics can bore even themselves into a stupor on occasion.</div>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2013/01/how-is-raven-like-writing-desk-or.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-7396783191510724472012-12-12T00:47:00.001-08:002012-12-12T02:51:40.917-08:00"Don't F**K With Me, Fellas..."<span style="background-color: #274e13; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17.983333587646484px;"><span style="color: white;">I didn't mention this when it happened because it sounds kind of "tinfoil hat." But the day after Thanksgiving, I got up really early to make cinnamon rolls for Eric to take with him on a job. It was a very foggy </span></span><span style="background-color: #274e13; color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 17.983333587646484px;">and chilly morning.</span><br>
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<em style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: bold; line-height: 16px; text-align: left;">Why can't you treat me</em><span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; line-height: 16px; text-align: left;"> like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?"</span></td></tr>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2012/12/dont-fk-with-me-fellas-joan-crawford.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-5008678510745823992012-09-21T19:25:00.000-07:002012-09-21T20:00:11.434-07:00Some Suggestions For Fresno and Fresno County RE: A New Animal Shelter/Animal Control Agency. (Thanks For Asking.)Okay. This is going to be a "no-frills" post because I'm really, really angry and my head hurts. (Yes, angrier than normal. Much angrier.)<br>
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I was asked this question with regard to a new animal shelter/animal control agency: "Jim, I'm almost afraid to ask, but what do you suggest be done?"<br>
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I am not ashamed to say that I know very little about the specific things involved with either issue, but I AM smart enough to know who to ask or where to find answers. And smart enough to know that you let THOSE people (each an expert or a professional in their own field or business) contribute pieces of the puzzle from their individual experience sets. That's how the BEST projects get accomplished. But, here's my answer to the question:<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2012/09/some-suggestions-for-fresno-and-fresno.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-51832400448932572272012-08-27T12:26:00.000-07:002012-08-27T12:30:27.042-07:00"Daddy, I Do NOT Want A Boat Like This!" (Or: Look! That Guy Was Only Pretending To Be One Of The Zombies So They Wouldn't Eat Him!)Hey Kids! How's everyone's summer going so far? Yeah, same here. Until this past weekend, the average daily temperature here in the Fresno area for the month of August was 103.5. Is it October yet? But I'm wandering again. We're not here to talk about the weather - are we? Let's talk POLITICS! (And I'm also going to try something new. Hold on to your hats: I'm going to be BRIEF. *gasp* I know, right?)<br>
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So today's "Presidental-Election-Year-OMG-I-Can't-Believe-That-Just-Happened-What-Were-We-Talking-About-Yesterday?" seismic attention grabber is the announcement that former Florida Governor Charlie Christ will speak at the Democratic National Convention. I hear cries of "So what?" Well, it's kind of unusual for a Republican politician to take the stage there. (Okay, technically Crist is an Independent, but you're getting ahead of me.) So naturally, there has been a LOT of indignant spluttering and mystified head-scratching going on among the Conservative set today. <br>
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Personally I don't get what all the fuss is about. The announcement makes perfect sense to me.<br>
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the County (and of course the usual targets, the rescues and anyone who even thinks the words "no-kill"). Then, because some people from the City and the County
have supposedly "come back hat in hand to beg" the shelter
to continue doing the job, she informed everyone present at the
meeting it would cost them MORE should it happen. Finally, after
figuratively holding a gun to the heads of the City and County and
demanding more money, she had the gall to inform everyone at the breakfast that the CCSPCA
would actually be doing LESS too. Why? Because they are “becoming a
'No-Kill shelter'” and should they renew contracts with the City
and County it would now be the responsibility of the City and the
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lots of you do, because the tally of people reading it keeps
climbing. The numbers are now far beyond anything else I've ever
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Here's the real scoop: I recently unearthed a
decision issued by the United States Tax Court that fills in a lot of
blanks in that story. More importantly, the court's ruling <i>verifies</i> many of the conclusions I reached in my previous story about Leroy
Combs, former (and frequent) member of the CCSPCA Board of Directors
and – by its own admission – one of the shelter's highest paid
vendors. The decision also raises lots and lots of questions about who knew (or knows) what in local government and why they've been silent about these gross abuses of taxpayer money.</div>
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I believe I've discovered part of the answer to that question. And in terms of things an organization that enjoys a "Public Support Percentage" of "97.590 percent" might want to keep hidden, it's a real whopper. (Incidentally, that "97.590 percent" comes directly from the CCSPCA's 2010 tax return.) If members of the City Council or the Fresno County Board of Supervisors were allowed to sit on the CCSPCA Board of Directors, they would most certainly begin asking questions about some of the things that any Fresno County resident with a computer, Internet access and a curious nature can easily discover for themselves.<br>
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number of people in this country who have a strong opinion either one
way or the other about the shooting death of 17-year-old African
American teenager Trayvon Martin at the hands of George Zimmerman, a
28-year-old Neighborhood Watch captain in Sanford, Fla. Because the
story is loaded with contentious issues – including race, vigilante
justice vs. community concern and police corruption/incompetence – people on the fence or
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2012/04/trayvon-martingeorge-zimmerman-incident.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-10286964352730214762012-02-29T09:53:00.002-08:002012-02-29T09:53:51.883-08:00Who You Gonna Call? (Or: It's A Good Thing Most Of The Public Grades The Mayor On A HUGE Curve)<div style="text-align: left;">
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2012/02/who-you-gonna-call-or-its-good-thing.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-51861487305697747422012-02-29T03:06:00.000-08:002012-02-29T03:06:10.314-08:00Really? These People Really Graduated From College And Get Paid To Write Like This? Really?I could very easily go on and on about all the errors in the following two stories copied verbatim from the website for KSEE 24, a local news outlet. Instead, I'll just let the stories and the writing talent (or lack thereof) of the paid news staff responsible speak for themselves. Brace yourselves kids: This is NOT pretty (or easy to understand).<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2012/02/really-these-people-really-graduated.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-57912768618968338282012-02-19T08:33:00.000-08:002012-02-29T03:06:26.536-08:00The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Fether (Or: THE CCSPCA MUST GO. NOW.)<span style="line-height: 14px; text-align: left;"><span style="background-color: #274e13; color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><br></span></span><br>
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</td></tr></tbody></table><a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2012/02/system-of-doctor-tarr-and-professor.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com7Fresno, CA, USA36.7477272 -119.772366136.6457132 -119.9302946 36.8497412 -119.6144376tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-61606228445385553062011-07-17T07:48:00.000-07:002011-07-17T07:48:59.046-07:00The Lure Of “The Hip Side” (or Step Away From The Yellow Ring Sinestro…)<div class="MsoNormal">Those of you who’ve been with me for a while may remember what happened last year, when Disney released “Tron Legacy” and a snarky young writer for NPR spent several paragraphs trashing it while spouting inaccuracies and making it clear that he’d never even seen “Legacy or the original “Tron.” I thought, “Why you little…” <a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2010/12/manah-manah-to-you-too-or-tron-lives.html">and it was on.</a> Guess what kids? Somebody rang that bell again.<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2011/06/dinner-with-president-what-time-and-can.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-56664547904572418582011-05-14T16:20:00.000-07:002011-06-25T22:41:18.877-07:00Curses! Oiled Again! (Or: The Terrorist In The $1,895 Armani Suit)Okay everyone. Gather round the old monitor and pay attention. You’re about to see two things happen. First, I’m going to put the blatantly unapologetic rape of the American consumer currently taking place in terms that even the most simple-minded, reality-television-watching bumpkin should be able to understand. And second, I’m not only going to take Barack Obama to task for failing to come up with a realistic solution to the problem, I’m going to fact check him on what he’s recently said – hard. (Yup. You read that right - It's time for some tough love Granny Clampett-style.)<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2011/05/curses-oiled-again-or-terrorist-in-1895.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-84074472675633354172011-03-10T13:31:00.000-08:002011-03-10T13:57:27.760-08:00The Trouble With Charlie<h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;">Okay, even though I have about a gazillion things I need and want to say, I’m only going for a short post today. I really need to get outside and do some yard work. (Shhh … don’t tell anyone. I have a reputation to protect. But when I put our six-week-old puppy Nina down in the yard and immediately lose her, it might be time to cut the grass.)</span></span></h6><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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</tbody></table><h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;"></span></span></h6><h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;">I don’t know about you, but if I hear the name Charlie Sheen one more time, I’m going to climb a clock tower somewhere – armed with a rifle and wearing a clown suit – and start shooting broadcasting towers off of local television stations. (For those of you with your finger on your speed dial, ready to call 911, the previous sentence is what those of us with a sense of humor call A JOKE.)</span></span></h6><a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2011/03/trouble-with-charlie.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-7495135708108216142011-03-02T10:18:00.000-08:002011-03-02T16:24:46.222-08:00One Fish, Two Fish...Normally this blog isn't the most kid-friendly place on the Interwebs. But today is a VERY special day, so I thought I'd make an exception.<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2011/03/one-fish-two-fish.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-76619016556819377152011-02-25T11:07:00.000-08:002011-02-25T11:29:17.693-08:00A Turd By Any Other Name… (Part One)<h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;">(Fair warning: Here be there politics!)</span></span></h6><h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;">Good morning class! Before we begin, you’re going to want to put on your protective gear – because it’s about to get ugly and potentially dangerous in these parts. And since I love you all, I wouldn’t want to see anyone lose an eye from flying shrapnel.</span></span></h6><h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;">Everyone ready? Okay. Stand back. I'm about to really take a sledgehammer to the Hummer: As far as I'm concerned, the most nefarious crime committed by the Bush Administration is reframing the debate on a number of issues by conducting an insidious, but well-coordinated campaign to change the terms, or words, involved. (Thanks for the assist Fox News, Bill O’Really?, Rush “I-Should-Burn-In-Hell-But-I’ll-Probably-Wind-Up-In” Limbo and Glenn “Chicken Little” Blech!) </span></span></h6><h6><span class="messagebody"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: normal;">This clever but nasty policy had the end result of making it impossible to discuss a number of topics without having said discussion on THEIR terms. In some extreme cases, after the new term had become widespread, it became impossible to debate some issues at all without appearing to be a seditious troublemaker.</span></span></h6><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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About a month ago, I told Eric I was in the mood to bake a pie and asked him what kind he'd like. Without missing a beat, he answered, "Cherry-lime." Eric's standard answer when I ask him what he wants for any meal is "Food" - because for some reason he finds that hysterical. So I figured I'd take advantage of his sudden decisiveness and make him a Cherry-Lime Pie.<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2011/02/drop-that-cupcake-and-join-us-at.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-9149643394141116922011-02-10T12:26:00.000-08:002011-02-22T14:10:27.379-08:00Some Of My Best Friends Are Fruits...As I watch the ongoing national weather reports from "Snowpocalypse 2011," I'm beginning to experience something similar to "survivor guilt." That's because a lot of my family and friends are stuck in what can only be described as Winter Hell.<br>
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I find I have to check myself before announcing to my mom, who's just spent four hours chipping her car out from under four inches of ice, "It was 66 degrees today, so I went outside and started planting my herb garden." Although, to be fair, I don't think I should really be expected to feel THAT guilty about living someplace where we don't have those kind of problems. It's not like cold weather comes as a surprise to people living in the Midwest: It's been happening for eons now.<br>
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One of the first things to catch my eye was a local news story that I'd seen briefly on a 6p.m. broadcast last evening. It seems a student at a Clovis, Calif., high school has been accused of bullying and "sexual battery" of an opponent during a wrestling match. Since I've always pretty much felt (and I'm guessing I'm not alone here) that collegiate-style wrestling is really <i>nothing but</i> thinly-veiled and highly-organized sexual assault, I was intrigued to find out exactly what might be considered "a step too far."<br>
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<a href="http://djabberwock.blogspot.com/2011/01/mea-culpa.html#more">Read more »</a>DJimiOhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06299473711529019213noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4334627579454131827.post-18860399578148884622010-12-24T12:28:00.000-08:002011-02-21T15:18:57.374-08:00Who Wants Pie?<div class="MsoNormal">This is THE single most delicious pie that you will ever put into your mouth. No kidding. The first time I made it, Eric wouldn’t let me tell anyone around here about it – because he didn’t want me to give away even one piece of it. (And to perfectly honest, I didn’t want to share it either.) This is the kind of dessert that you find yourself taking a small bite of and then savoring the experience for about five minutes before taking another. It’s that good. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br>
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Shhh. Don't look in their direction or they'll know we're talking about them. No, I SAID don't look ... okay, they're distracted by a new shipment of Ugg boots, so we've got a minute. Now I'm not positive mind you, but I'm beginning to suspect that Target and other retailers have a very serious problem that may, in fact, call for an intervention.<br>
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I'm talking about this:<br>
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As you can see in the closeup below, the centerpiece of each of the three fine English bone china, 22-carat gold trimmed pieces (plate, cup, pillbox) is the intertwined first initial of the happy bride and groom: <br>
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