Is there one person on your Christmas list that you just can't find the perfect present for? Someone who spends a lot of time trolling airport cocktail lounges, is overly fond of his chest hair and doesn't own any shoes that aren't white patent leather? Get him one of these and he's sure to thank you in his own special way - kind of like your Aunt Marge's cocker spaniel Tiddles does when he's feeling frisky.
Does anyone else hear Barry White?
Your move Snuggie. And it comes in such lovely patterns! Wonder how you clean it. Um, on second thought, no I don't. I need to go bleach my brain now.
Love is a stranger in an open car.