The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Is there one person on your Christmas list that you just can't find the perfect present for? Someone who spends a lot of time trolling airport cocktail lounges, is overly fond of his chest hair and doesn't own any shoes that aren't white patent leather? Get him one of these and he's sure to thank you in his own special way - kind of like your Aunt Marge's cocker spaniel Tiddles does when he's feeling frisky.